Lady Gaga’s new video for her (and Beyonce’s) song “Telephone” finally dropped Thursday night and it’s a truly a thing to behold. It’s an epic nine-and-a-half minutes long, but after being touted as the follow-up to the “Paparazzi” video, could less really be expected?
It’s fantastically edited, costumed, and danced.
My favorite part is this:
I mean, can you even imagine how many times the Lady has had to hear people say, “Aw, just eat a sandwich already,” or “Give the girl a sandwich.” I’ve definitely been guilty of saying that about other women–coughAbbeyLeecough-but never about Gaga. If you wore as much latex and danced as hardcore as she does, you’d weigh 104 pounds too. Just sayin’.
Then there’s this moment that will forever and always bring a smile to my face:
Y’all. Not only is that a telephone made out of hair serving as an eye patch, but there’s even a matching curled hair cord?! Beyond. Also, good to see the Gaga embracing the ombre hair trend that has been so big the past few months. That’s my girl.
Finally, because Gaga would never leave her little monsters without a take-away, here’s your souvenir poison recipe. No big deal.
The love. It knows no bounds. Think if I painted my nails white for my Gaga-centric presentation at a conference next week anyone would know why?